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COSMIC DIRT

Olive Leopard Water Bottle

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$10.00 USD
Regular price
$12.00 USD
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$10.00 USD
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This thing needs no introduction, it's fierce AF! 

100% BPA free 21 oz. Purist bottle, with our signature olive leopard print, so your water (or other fun things...) always tastes good. 

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Ali Osgood
Never Has Water Tasted Better

What finer engineering could possibly be achieved then this specimen of a hydrating liquid containment system? Style aside, it has the ability to release water and other fluid substances into whatever portal that wishes to receive it. For instance, as a human being, I enjoy consuming water from its cleverly designed nozzle. But I also have in my company a canine whom enjoys a raucous party in the woods now and again and typically requires water after long uphill climbs chasing bicycles. So this nozzle then acts as a water fall of delicious H2O for Walter the Golden Retriever and allows him to reach incredible speeds downhill (taking into account how stumpy his legs are - the speeds are quite impressive).
Needless to say...this water bottle does so much more than contain water. It adds style to every person, bike, or dog that it clings to. It also brings life and party to all who cross its path and the water that rests within its walls tastes better upon being released. I think we're all better humans because of this water bottle, and I think if you are still reading this review and you haven't bought it yet then you must be a dog who lacks the funding in which to buy it. So I feel that you should now run to your human and beg them to purchase this water receptacle at once on your behalf.
That is all.

Customer Reviews

Based on 1 review
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Ali Osgood
Never Has Water Tasted Better

What finer engineering could possibly be achieved then this specimen of a hydrating liquid containment system? Style aside, it has the ability to release water and other fluid substances into whatever portal that wishes to receive it. For instance, as a human being, I enjoy consuming water from its cleverly designed nozzle. But I also have in my company a canine whom enjoys a raucous party in the woods now and again and typically requires water after long uphill climbs chasing bicycles. So this nozzle then acts as a water fall of delicious H2O for Walter the Golden Retriever and allows him to reach incredible speeds downhill (taking into account how stumpy his legs are - the speeds are quite impressive).
Needless to say...this water bottle does so much more than contain water. It adds style to every person, bike, or dog that it clings to. It also brings life and party to all who cross its path and the water that rests within its walls tastes better upon being released. I think we're all better humans because of this water bottle, and I think if you are still reading this review and you haven't bought it yet then you must be a dog who lacks the funding in which to buy it. So I feel that you should now run to your human and beg them to purchase this water receptacle at once on your behalf.
That is all.